Things to do @ the Movie Theatre

MOVIES Are Always fun right? Well, they can be made even more fun with a few simple tips:

Make lots of jokes and talk alot to get people to move

never listen to people who tell you to be quiet, tell them off

if at Star Rochester and the movie you want to see is on the left, smaller side, don't pay, no one will notice

Always remeber to say: Silence...Hack b4 the movie starts, and after the previews, when it gets really quiet

If the movie you're watching sucks, walk around from theatre to theatre watching five minutes of every movie playing

Don't pay to get in, then at the end, demand a refund

Remember, these things take practice. Unless you're me in which case they come naturally

Ways To Get Kicked out of the Theatre (Just a title, If pulled off correctly you shouldn't get thrown out)

Pretend your seat (If it leans back} is a roller coaster, get your whole group to go along for the "Ride"

If it's a movie you've already seen, sit behind people and start discussing the finer points of the plot

When it says to silence Cell phones, be sure to turn it on loud instead

If in a theatre w/o stadium seating, roll down the aisles in the middle of the film (Note: Make sure to do this after the usher has just left)

Get a free refill and "accidently" trip and spill your drink and pocorn on someone

If on an Aisle seat: Trip the Usher, and then get up and run out

Place people in your group throughout the theatre, and talk to them on their cell phones really loud in the middle of the movie, for your friends w/o phones, simply yell across the room

Play a game of tag up and down the aisles during the previews, or during the movie

once you're sick of your popcorn, refill it anyway, then on your way back to your seat, stand in the middle of the back row, tip the bag towards you and chuck it forward, dumping it on many people. (Note: It may be best to, run out and come back in a few minutes)

Purposely walk in late, and run into as many people as possible saying "Damn it!" or other profane phrases really loud each time you make contact

A variation, is to come in with a wheel chair or electric cart and do the same thing as above

When they ask if you want butter or not, first say yes. THen when they are about to hand it to you, say you didn't ask for butter, (REPEAT multiple times)

If they ask if you want any candy, lean down and look at things act like you're trying to decide, take a long time and finall y say "No, I don't want any"

Sit next to someone you don't know and put your arm around them

Sit in the middle of the row with people on all sides, keep getting up for no reason and stepping on their feet.

LAUREN's thing, break a chair and remove the wooden piece from inside.

If the theatre's Empty besides you and your crew, play games like tag, Marco Polo, and Hide and go Seek in the Movie theatre (Variation: Do this in a theatre with a few others in it, or with a lot of other people

and other fun And random things to do with this multi-talented substance

The always popular throwing it or dumping it on your friends next to you. (ALways dump on heads)

Coming back from a refill, leave a trail of popcorn behind

My patented and best technique: Take a handful of popcorn, then pretend you're doing the "yawn" to put your arm around someone move. But once you have your arm around them dump the popcorn in their lap

Another way of popcorn throwing or rather dispensing in this case is to put a handful in your hand and blow it away from you

One of my favorites is to launch it out of your mouth

create "Fireworks" in the middle of the movie by tossing tons of it into the air

If you're in a stadium seating theatre, sit in the very back row and lob popcorn kernels in front of the projector

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^^^ STAR THEATRE SIGN WITH MOVIE POSTERS AND IRINA'S HEAD ^^^^^


	Mike's Homepage \| home Things to do @ the Movie Theatre MOVIES Are Always fun right? Well, they can be made even more fun with a few simple tips: Always make as big a mess as possible Make lots of jokes and talk alot to get people to move utilize free refils for making messes never listen to people who tell you to be quiet, tell them off mess with staff's mind @ Concession stand if at Star Rochester and the movie you want to see is on the left, smaller side, don't pay, no one will notice Always remeber to say: Silence...Hack b4 the movie starts, and after the previews, when it gets really quiet If the movie you're watching sucks, walk around from theatre to theatre watching five minutes of every movie playing Irritating people is key Don't pay to get in, then at the end, demand a refund Remember, these things take practice. Unless you're me in which case they come naturally A typical Floor-Mess Aftermath Ways To Get Kicked out of the Theatre (Just a title, If pulled off correctly you shouldn't get thrown out) RED = EXPERT BLUe = Beginner Black: novice Pretend your seat (If it leans back} is a roller coaster, get your whole group to go along for the "Ride" If it's a movie you've already seen, sit behind people and start discussing the finer points of the plot When it says to silence Cell phones, be sure to turn it on loud instead If in a theatre w/o stadium seating, roll down the aisles in the middle of the film (Note: Make sure to do this after the usher has just left) Get a free refill and "accidently" trip and spill your drink and pocorn on someone If on an Aisle seat: Trip the Usher, and then get up and run out Place people in your group throughout the theatre, and talk to them on their cell phones really loud in the middle of the movie, for your friends w/o phones, simply yell across the room Play a game of tag up and down the aisles during the previews, or during the movie once you're sick of your popcorn, refill it anyway, then on your way back to your seat, stand in the middle of the back row, tip the bag towards you and chuck it forward, dumping it on many people. (Note: It may be best to, run out and come back in a few minutes) Purposely walk in late, and run into as many people as possible saying "Damn it!" or other profane phrases really loud each time you make contact A variation, is to come in with a wheel chair or electric cart and do the same thing as above When they ask if you want butter or not, first say yes. THen when they are about to hand it to you, say you didn't ask for butter, (REPEAT multiple times) If they ask if you want any candy, lean down and look at things act like you're trying to decide, take a long time and finall y say "No, I don't want any" Sit next to someone you don't know and put your arm around them Sit in the middle of the row with people on all sides, keep getting up for no reason and stepping on their feet. sTEAL bOOSTER sEATS LAUREN's thing, break a chair and remove the wooden piece from inside. If the theatre's Empty besides you and your crew, play games like tag, Marco Polo, and Hide and go Seek in the Movie theatre (Variation: Do this in a theatre with a few others in it, or with a lot of other people POPCORN THROWING/DUMPING TECHNIQUES and other fun And random things to do with this multi-talented substance The always popular throwing it or dumping it on your friends next to you. (ALways dump on heads) Coming back from a refill, leave a trail of popcorn behind My patented and best technique: Take a handful of popcorn, then pretend you're doing the "yawn" to put your arm around someone move. But once you have your arm around them dump the popcorn in their lap Another way of popcorn throwing or rather dispensing in this case is to put a handful in your hand and blow it away from you One of my favorites is to launch it out of your mouth create "Fireworks" in the middle of the movie by tossing tons of it into the air If you're in a stadium seating theatre, sit in the very back row and lob popcorn kernels in front of the projector JOSH IN THE WOMEN'S BATHROOM LAUREN WITH THE ORIGINAL BOOSTER SEAT ^^^ STAR THEATRE SIGN WITH MOVIE POSTERS AND IRINA'S HEAD ^^^^^